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Once upon a time long long into the future, across the milky way in a mythical space of serenity and tranquility arrived a group of beautiful and virtuous people on the back of camels that flew out of the atmosphere and defied gravity. These aliens were adventurous with a zest for life; they had the strength and courage of the titans and were replenished only through the rush of experiences never experienced before. After a long journey their blood had become eroded, hungry and close to death through an undiagnosed helium nebula disease… Ironically their verve of life could only be rescued and revived through the secret and scarce love potion of adrenalin to revitalize their mortality… Alas on a torrid journey they finally found miraculously a portal with a magical garden of immaculate rain forests and undulating sea breeches. Apon fainting they are woken up by what seems intelligent life that carried them to herbs which could potentially create immortality and bequeath them with infinitesimal manna life…. It was like nothing they had seen before. They had just discovered the highest bungee in the universe……… On their knees they bowed down and declared: “Thank you Garden Route, yee hath restored our civilization of humankind…Yee hath fortified our souls, body and mind.”