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In 2015 i flew up to the Sharkcity of Durban on route to Mozambique, spent one liveband driven beermoisted cheek of a night in Balito, which was allot more interesting than anticipated. At about daybreak jumped into the ocean for a quick bodysurf and on to a Garage-engineerd fatwheel Moped (not yet roadworthy and I dont believe it is now) down the sidestreets of Hibberdene South-Africa. By 2pm we used all charms except jaws of life to relieve ourselves from awesome hospitality and on the road we went to Mozam. Through Swaziland doubleborders we went onwards to the Tipo tinto scuba braai 10day holiday wanted to consume into my synapses. Town to town, stop for stop we didn't know we would meet Sir William Jeremiah Hopkins the 4th... We arrived after 2 days of stop driving from Durban Coast to destination "Yes Please" Mozambeat Hotel, which is basicly hut-type accomodation with a pool and pool bar, kareoki Thursdays and enough camping spot arrangements to suit the needs of 16 fellows not traveling together😉 Tipo tinto, the famously famous rum we have come to endure on the palate and into the pool we went, leaving the scuba and the rest of islandries (Island pleasurables) for day 3... Fast forward 4 hours of dancing, coctails and meeting the Lovely Mary and the family of Jane's👌🏽we purchased by arrangement of chance a very big tuna at R60.00 per kg which is probably the least expensive fresh fish we have bought thus far. Coming from Coastal upbringing we know what fresh fish smells and looks like thank you very much😊 Down to town we went as a group of a mere 7 to experience some #mozamtownlife and did we...As we went into the smallest shibeen-bar we could find, i decided it be a good idea to ask Dandy Debra for my Wallet, she asked why, i responded please, she said no, i said lets g o, i picked her up, carrying her to 5 chickens in a Cage,paid about 100Mozam Mets for a chicken and the Story of Sir William Jeremiah Hopkins the 4th had started... We walked back into the Small bar/shibeen and sat down with Sir Chicken...by this time i had chicken whispered shweeet somethings in the ear of the new friend. Sitting on the table, wanting to be with us, and us getting the evil-eye from every local Mozambiqan alcoholic you could find collecting themselves in a small space. Debra got a little uncomfort...so i walked to the bar and like an Ozzy Osborn wannabee some local with 20% English on the palate reached out and grabbed the chicken hosted under my arm... He looked at me and asked...how much would you pay if i bite chicken head off...😂 I said wait...how much you pay me for bite chicken head off...well now we've got a newly fashioned Ozzy witted game of Fearfactor pissing contest... Tbc Billy😎