Here's a tip: Never pat a monkey, even if it's on a leash: they can be vicious. I was out wandering with a friend on Haad Rin Beach, Koh Phangan Island, when we ran into a local walking his pet monkey. My friend bent over and patted the monkey and the local kindly let her hold it. Nestled in her arms, it seemed so sweet. Then I reached out to pat it and it bit me on the thumb, breaking the skin.Nomad Traveler,
How World Nomads helped? Medical expenses for treatment, including rabies vaccinations and antibiotics.
Some laws in Thailand might be considered odd, like the underwear law, but hey, we aren‘t here to pass judgment, we're here to keep you out of trouble.
Here's a quick guide to Thai laws you might cross knowingly, or unknowingly:
It doesn't get more obvious than the following statement taken from the Customs Department of the Kingdom of Thailand Website:
“Violators of laws related to illicit drugs, e.g., having and holding for use, or being a producer, seller, or transporter are subject to the death sentence.“
That‘s right, The Death Sentence.
The police probably don't give a damn if you say you didn't inhale, you'll be in serious trouble if you're caught. Thai prisons are not like their comfortable Norwegian counterparts. You won't be having a good time inside.
Don't be stupid in Thailand. Never buy, use or transport drugs in any manner during your stay.
This is a very important Thai law for tourists - don't defile any image of the Thai King. You can be arrested and sent to jail.
This includes defacing Thai money. Whatever you do, don't step on any Baht - it's against the law, and you could be arrested. This could be a very difficult thing to explain when you return home.
If you overstay your visa, you can actually be detained at the immigration detention centre.
If however you make it to the airport, you simply pay your overstay fine, and off you go. We'd rather you be safe than sorry, so make sure your visa is in order.
The drinking age in Thailand is 20. It's in the interest of bar owners to enforce this, as establishments do occasionally get raided for underage drinkers and patrons under the influence of illegal substances.
This doesn't mean you can't buy alcohol if you are underage. Many people do, but we heavily advise you against it. Again, it can result in jail if the police catch you.
Drinking alcohol is illegal in the following locations in Thailand:
Caveats apply, for example if a ceremony at a temple requires imbibing, then it is legally permitted. Probably a good idea not to get hammered at a temple ceremony. Just sayin'.
The penalty for illegally drinking alcohol at one of the above locations is 6 months imprisonment, and/or no more than a fine of ten thousand baht.
Bribery certainly occurs in Thailand. Get some tips on Bribery in Thailand here (you know what we mean).
Thai law requires that tourists have their ID on them at all times, but never leave your passport with anyone when renting a motorcycle or jet ski. They want it not for ID, but because it's so valuable it guarantees you'll return. Give them a photocopy, or other photo ID and a substantial cash deposit instead.
Hey, who are we to judge, but technically it is illegal to leave your house in Thailand if you are not wearing underwear. Although we haven't had any stories of Nomads being arrested for this offence, do like your good Mother said and always leave the house wearing a fresh pair of undies.
Like strange Thai law number 1, we can't recall any Nomad being arrested for not wearing a shirt while driving a car in Thailand. You probably won't be driving a car anyway during your stay, but if you do, make sure you are wearing a shirt. Like the underwear rule your Mother taught you when you were young, make sure it's clean.
You can be fined up to $2,000 Baht in Thailand if you're caught littering on the pavement. If you are fined a sum over this amount, the individual may not actually be authorized to enforce the littering law! However we urge you not to get overly stroppy in the case of an “overfine“.
Members of the Bangkok Metropolitan Authority (BMA) are qualified to enforce this fine - you can ask to see their license for this. By they way, don't forget this law applies to chewing gum. Don't spit it on the footpath - not only is really annoying to scrape off your flip flop, it's against the law and Thai Policemen love arresting people for this one.